Ian and Steve's cookery class

I’m making lunch, do you want some?

You cooking?!

This I have to see!

Bummer... This cheese is past it’s expiry date.

It’ll still taste ok wont it?

Throw it away!

I’m not an expert on Cheese preservation and I don’t intend to become one through your trial and error!

Hmmmm. I'll have to improvise and use Cabbage instead.

Do you want a cup of tea too?

Yes please.

We’ve only got Goats milk in the fridge though.

They can milk Goats?! Yeeeuuck!!

Isn’t a Goat a male Sheep?

Seriously mate, you need to go back to school and re-learn your barnyard animals!

I can't believe you're cooking.

You spend so much money in McDonalds that they close the store for you when you visit.

That happened one time!

Dude, they named a Burger after you!

Yeah those McSteve's are lush.

I'm really proud of you mate, well done!

Can I order a vegetarian Pizza please with extra toppings?

I want extra Ham, Pepperoni and Female Sheep, thanks.