Damien Prince - Performance artist

Good Evening. I’m Dick Hunter reporting live from the latest art exhibition by performance artist Damien Prince.

Your exhibit is entitled
"Puppy Cannon fodder"

An unusual name, is it some kind of satirical commentary on the cruel trade of animal testing?

Uh no Dick. I’m going to be firing Puppies out of a cannon.

I see... But that’s awful! Why are you firing puppies out of a cannon?

Well I tried firing Piglets but they kept getting stuck in the barrel.

You can grease a Piglet and he’ll shoot straight out.

But who wants to get up at Six O clock in the morning and grease Piglets?

Indeed.

Now I'm sure our viewers at home are anxious to know. Is there any danger that the puppies will get hurt?

Almost certainly Dick. Although their soft fluffy coats should cushion their landing.

Of course, that's only if the fur hasn't been blown clean off by the gunpowder!

This is totally outrageous! I’m sorry but I can’t let you continue.

Those are big words Dick!

Especially coming from a man standing in-front of a fully armed Puppy Cannon.

You don't have the balls!

You wont just be killing a cute adorable creature loved by the entire nation.

You’d be killing a puppy too.

WOOOOOOOOOF!!!!