Dr Fingerman's new invention

Hello Dr Fingerman, what are you working on today?

As you know I'm not one to boast.

I've invented a device that will revolutionise human transportation forever. No Bullshit.

Cool. I invented something to do that once.

Oh really.

I was going to put springs on the bottom of my shoes to help me run faster.

Huh?

But then I realised it was a ridiculous Idea. I bet your invention is much more advanced?

Er... Yes of course!

Booooiiiinnng!!!

What a Jerk!