Ian and Steve's book club

Hi Ian. What are you reading?

Lance Armstrong's autobiography.

Cool. Have you got to the bit where he lands on the moon?

Huh?

Sorry! Did I just ruin the ending?

No, you’re thinking of Neil Armstrong.

The Six Million Dollar man?

No. That’s Steve Austin!

I See.

You don’t understand do you?

Not really.

Neil Armstrong landed on the moon and Lance Armstrong won the Tour de France Seven times.

Seven times!?

Those Bionic legs must be amazing!

No you Idiot! That’s Steve Austin again!

You understand that Steve Austin is just a fictional character who doesn’t actually exist right?!

He doesn't exist!? That's outrageous!

So they just wasted six million dollars of tax-payers money?

Just leave me alone Steve.