Bob Johnson: Taking class and kicking ass!

Hey Kids! I'm 70's muscle man Bob Johnson. I'm here at your assembly today to talk about healthy living.

You're probably asking yourselves what can 1972 Body Building champ Bob Johnson teach me?

Well I didn't just wake up one morning with these stunning 28-inch Pythons.

Admittedly I wasn't as podgy as some of you chuckle-heads but I had to work hard.

Now set your eyebrows to stun kids and then check at these Abs!

We don't need to ask the dinner lady where the Beef is today.

That's 100% Bob Johnson right there.

Right I need a volounteer.

Let's get a fat one up.

What's your name young man?

Perkins Sir.

I'll just call you Porky for short. What do you want to be when you grow up then Porky?

A Footballer Sir.

Look at my eyebrows Porky! That's how stunned I am by your deluded ambitions.

You're never going to make it!

We practice tough love here at the Bob Johnson school of Bob Johnson. And if that makes you cry then great!! Crying burns 75 calories an hour.

Thanks for your help Porky, You can sit down now.

And keep on dreaming!

Now who wants to look at Bob Johnson's Abs again?