The Last Ninja - Part I

Does your fake Ninja uniform fit?

It fits Boss... But I don’t feel very much like a Ninja.

Stop complaining. It was cheap and the colour matches your rosy pink cheeks.

Yeah... I’m not that happy about the trousers either!

Ssshh! Here come the security guards.

You see Brenda...

The thing about being a security guard is that fear is not an option!

Hiyaaaaa!!!

Hand over the money or prepare for a Ninja butt kicking!!

Alan, they’re Ninjas!

There’s nothing in the handbook about Ninja attacks!

Alan?

Don’t make me angry woman. You wont like me when I’m angry!

I’m not sure I like you now.

PHWIP!!!

Aaaaaarrrgghhh!!!

Boss, did you know you’ve got a throwing star stuck in your head?

PHWIIP!!

And there’s another one in your groin!

Imposters throw down your weapons! I am the Last Ninja.

Leave now or face the Eye of the Cobra!!

That’s either some kind of deadly Ninja attack... Or an Indian Lager.

What do you want to do Boss?

Boss?!

Why do men keep running away?

Is it me?

Thank you brave Ninja. The streets are safe again!

Please don't leave me!