Dr. Fingerman the GP

Those aren’t sweets.

What?

They’re anaesthetic lozenges. If you suck on one they numb your mouth and gums ready for an injection.

You didn’t eat one did you?

Yesssshhhh

Oh Dear! Why don't you pop outside to the reception area for 10 minutes and have a drink.

Welcome back Mr Green. I hope you've regained the feeling in your mouth and anus.

I'm really sorry about eating your Lozenges Doctor but you must admit they do look rather tempting sat on your desk like that!

Yes. Sorry about that. I've moved them out of harms way now.

Oh! So these aren't those anaesthetic Lozenges then?

Uh No.

Great!

They're high strength laxatives.

Oh Crap!